How strange is my life.

REMEMBER when we were past the age of 25 and people were still talking about how drunk they got last night without anyone even asking them? So weird.

If you’re going to introduce yourself to me as “the funniest and best and most interesting person you’re ever going to meet” then maybe you should live up to your expectations just saying

Also there is this guy who flirts with everyone and all the girls buy into it so easily and I’m like please don’t flirt with me you are not funny and your flirting reminds me of a sixth grader because it is just dumb so please just don’t talk to me.

You would think that after I snap at you all the time you would just give up. This isn’t one of those movies where you change the bitchy girl into your girlfriend.

sO at work everyone was getting sick of the radio station that plays the best music on Earth aka Frightened Rabbit and old Weezer and Loch Lomond and The Decemberists and good stuff but everyone feels the need to change it to the classic rock station which plays The Beatles and Queen and Styx and Journey and I want to die

A lady came in and asked for “a brochure…from the brochure place.”

wat

foxnewsofficial:

tumblr meetup at my house bring food and then leave

iphone420:

I want to get chicken nugget tattooed on me but like in Arabic or Chinese so no one will know what it says and when they ask I’ll say it says something inspirational but I’ll know it says chicken nugget and I’ll always laugh

peewentz:

what if the driver of the one direction stage truck started driving really fast around the stadium shouting ‘JONAS BROTHERS RULE’ and all of one direction just fell off

adamusprime:

you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude

nostalgiaultra:

basednigel:

did people even have “awkward situations” before 1994

the Cold War

And I’m not because I’m stranded in Seward, AK, with no car, even though out of everyone I know who is going, I would appreciate them the most.

Whatever they did a Gap commercial so they’re mainstream anyway.

stavesofmysymphony:

not at all, not at
all, not at all, not at all,
dear fucking god, no

There are so many obnoxious/annoying people. I mean, is it me? Am I getting easily frustrated or is everyone really this annoying?

THIS RADIO STATION IS THE BEST PART OF ALASKA

bassforthebody:

imagine having sex with blake anderson like how would you even

but how would you not