How strange is my life.

you know what i try to have a good time at work and everything i do people are like “don’t do that in front of so-and-so” and i’m like sheesh, this is a freaking seasonal job, stop trying to pretend we’re professionals. and you know, we can pretend to be professional but still have a good time.

G-D FORBID I SAY “MEOW” INSTEAD OF “NOW.” CHILL, YA’LL.

casanova-baby:

i want warm weather, long drives, and loud music.

thesecondgleam:

I want to sleep beneath peaceful skies in my lover’s bed
with a wide open country in my eyes
and these romantic dreams in my head

the-mu:

wearethefew:

Mother fucker. Sorry guiseee.

Have you seen this really funny video on the internet? It’s called “Chocolate Rain.”

As far as romantic relationships go, there is nothing harder than a relationship. Oh wait, there is. A long distance relationship.

sadbuddha:

and i’ll see you when the sun sets east. don’t forget me.

haunt-the-cause:

I’m not sure if it’s love anymore, but I’ve been thinking of you fondly for sure.

I don’t want to go to karaoke at the Yukon with everyone on Earth and I don’t want to go to double-punch locals-night on Wednesday’s because I don’t really drink and I’m awkward and if I could be honest right now I don’t really have any desire to talk to/hang out with most (not all) of the people here. Why is it so unacceptable to just sit at home and eat cookies and watch movies that I got for free from the library? WHY DO I FEEL SO GUILTY

arsenicandoldspice:

help 

figureone:

we sing with our heroes thirty-three rounds per minute 

we’re never going home until the sun says we’re finished

i’ll love you forever if i ever love at all

wild hearts, blue jeans & white t-shirts 

I beg to differ.