i fucked up
dammit
October 2010
woah los campesinos on a budweiser commercial
“hey leonard look, it’s r2d-bag” - howard wolowitz
September 2010
if anyone ever calls me babycakes our relationship is over
“American girls, they want the whole world.”
—The Gaslight Anthem, “The Queen of Lower Chelsea,” American Slang (2010) (via screwrocknroll)
someday when it’s raining i want to carry an umbrella. unopened.
with my last breath, i curse doctor zoidberg!
Modern family just told me that my teva sandals make me a lesbian.
isn’t there something you want to share with your mommers?
new jersey, you look beautiful today
(via slowlikemotownsoul)
Interests: picking wedgies in public. no shame blog 10
BUT THE POCONO RECORD IS OFFERED ALL OVER CAMPUS AND ALL OVER TOWN. so.
dear hawthorne,i know you took all the pocono records because a dumb r.a. that you hired was arrested and will be on the front page.
people are asking dumb questions and girls are crying. UGH.
we are having a meeting in ten minutes about the fires i am so excited. fire blog 10
so apparently there’s an arsonist in my building. ten fires in one week.
more benefits of going the opposite way as everyone else: nothing. because you will be woken up by fire alarms twice more tonight!
benefits of going the opposite way as everyone else: first back in after the fire. not in a mob of freshman. not in a mob. breathing.
edit: i have the flashlight but i am having trouble continuing to study because everyone is screaming 8(
the power went out on all of campus but luckily i have a flashlight that i took from an old train bridge!
WATS MATZAH
The Jewish equivalent of the slang term “cracker”. As the Jewish people are not “white” per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.
Man Bumsteinman thinks he’s such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.
Seriously though I can’t believe they didn’t know what matzah was.
I've left the LDF for a while but I vaguely remember someone with the username of Farmanimalsrock. And you just posted about Lemon Demon. Are you of Illemonati culture or am I thinking of someone else entirely...?
I do enjoy Lemon Demon, but I am not of illemonati culture…if only I could be that true of a fan.
I'm jealous that you met Colin Meloy. D: How did that happen?
I waited outside by the stage door after a Decemberists show last November at Terminal 5 in New York City!
Is that Lance Bass in the picture frame with the cat and the other guy? on the left?
Yes it it! Lance Bass, my cat, and Nick Carter!
- Daniel Berndt: awesome, Ill make sure I make it before the 20th then, despight what my email to you says.!!
It’s Bieber’s world, your just living in it.
