Halloween related things i did today: trick or treat at grassroots, eat a reese’s, watch the halloween episode of freaks and geeks.
I like that you’re into starcraft.
Omg curb is on at the same time as the voice ep of seinfeld WHY
okay, first of all, i didn’t go as spider man, i went as man spider.
Bill Morrison Robot: Matt will now take questions. But please, only about Futurella and not The Simpsons. [Sees Bender.] Yes, the robot standing on the small child over there?
Bender: Ooh! Ooh! Yeah. When you gonna make a second Simpsons Movie?
It’s odd to me that people can live so close to the greatest city in the world and never have visited.
inbredcanadian: made myself a sammy
inbredcanadian: im eating my friend sam
inbredcanadian: sam which
Last night I was described as “quirky” and “optimistic.”
I JUST SAW SQUERI!!!!!
There’s two things mafuckas gotta know about J-to-the-R-O-C, straight up,...– J-ROC
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
Madeline (144) River City Extension (97) Why? (51) Nana Grizol (42) fun. (25) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I just gave Hurley a straight-through listen.
I literally have a headache.
People make me so damn self-aware.
just because i’m talking to your boyfriend doesn’t mean you have to come caress him and wrap your arms around him and lean on him and start talking to him. while we’re in the middle of a fucking conversation. fucking bitch. i already never see him because he’s with you all the time.
after class has already started, my prof always talks to one person directly. and goes up to their desk. YOU ARE WASTING MY CLASS TIME.
I’m limping with both legs. so. that must look pretty odd.
Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
Self pity is really really unattractive.
If I used Twitter, I would follow all of the Degrassi characters.